Work Vs PrisonIn Prison:
You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cell
You spend your time in an 6
x 8 cubicle
You get three free meals a day
You get one break for a meal you pay for
A guard locks and unlocks all doors for you
You carry a security card, you unlock the doors
You get to watch TV and play games
You get fired for watching TV and playing games
You get your own toilet
You have to share
Family and friends are allowed
You're not allowed to speak to family or friends
Expenses are paid by taxpayers
and work is not required
You pay to go to work and you get to deduct expenses
on your taxes to pay for
You look through the bars, hoping to get out
You want to get out so you
can go inside the bars
The wardens who are often called sadistic
The wardens are called
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles
until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three
large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came
into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him
what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them,
so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there
was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff
there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all.
kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".